So I have decided to start a new impossible goal: Get Brandon Tu Fong to play Pokemon (AKA The Holiest of all Quests). I already have 1 impossible goal: get Nam to think of something that isn't TV or help him succeed in his goal to get in her pants (AKA Mission Impossible: Get Nam Laid). Since I now have two goals to complete I need some help.
~Matthew Foley
Professional White Guy
YES! Bfong needs to play Pokemon. I can lend a Gameboy Advance SP if you need it.
ReplyDeleteAlso I already am thinking about something that isn't TV. A few weeks back I had a mental breakdown that came to the conclusion: "I don't need girls I have MLP."
Matt getting Nam laid would be much easier than getting me laid, assuming I was interested in anyone, or at least had any sexuality. Mission impossible is an asymptote to an exponential equation of X situation. (I know I just blew up your minds with asymptote, but search it along with exponential equation, and you'll figure out why it applies) Given that I would be the harder (DO NOT make ANY jokes about the word before this parenthesis) target, and not Nam, I would be closer to mission impossible than Nam. The true mission impossible is Sheldon Cooper, PhD., PhD., PhD., MS.
ReplyDeleteLol completely agree with the Sheldon part. Anyways like I said in my comment, I'm done with girls. I just need MLP:FIM.
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