Title says it all. Some of his accomplishments:
- Beat Chuck Norris in tennis, baseball, water polo, ping pong, interpretative dance, kung fu, and chuck kwon do.
- Saved the world from Apocalypse. Twice. Then ate the sun just to spite us.
- Excreted the sun in an act of mercy.
- Saved worlds.
- Beat Darth Vader, then pretended to be him so Luke can get satisfaction in life.
- Taught Sun Tzu the art of war.
- The got a bunch animals into a boat, then the beat the crap out of them. From then on any time a bunch of animals are together, it's called a zoo. Unless its a farm.
- Taught God how to dougie.
- Caught all 152 original pokemon. Then killed the 152nd before the game was released so the creators only thought there were 151.
- Caught a missingno. legit and in the wild.
EDIT (From Pat):
IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE HE WAS FROM, YOU'D BE F***ING DEAD.
ReplyDeletePresident of his fan club is your mother.
He knows what the medic always has no clue about.
Need I continue the "Meet the X" TF2 references?
Also he lives in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAace
Formatting error is F***ing hilarious btw.
DeleteYour format or mine?
DeleteMine. The large spaces were unintentional and put in by google
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