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Thursday, May 3, 2012

[1000 PAGEVIEWS!] Adam Ra is the Savior of Worlds

Title says it all. Some of his accomplishments:
  • Beat Chuck Norris in tennis, baseball, water polo, ping pong, interpretative dance, kung fu, and chuck kwon do.
  • Saved the world from Apocalypse. Twice. Then ate the sun just to spite us.
  • Excreted the sun in an act of mercy.
  • Saved worlds.
  • Beat Darth Vader, then pretended to be him so Luke can get satisfaction in life.
  • Taught Sun Tzu the art of war.
  • The got a bunch animals into a boat, then the beat the crap out of them. From then on any time a bunch of animals are together, it's called a zoo. Unless its a farm.
  • Taught God how to dougie.
  • Caught all 152 original pokemon. Then killed the 152nd before the game was released so the creators only thought there were 151.
  • Caught a missingno. legit and in the wild.
EDIT (From Pat):
  • IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE HE WAS FROM, YOU'D BE F***ING DEAD!
  • President of his fan club is your mother.
  • He knows what the medic always has no clue about.
  • Need I continue the "Meet the X" TF2 references?
  • Also he lives in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAace
     

4 comments:

  1. IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE HE WAS FROM, YOU'D BE F***ING DEAD.

    President of his fan club is your mother.

    He knows what the medic always has no clue about.

    Need I continue the "Meet the X" TF2 references?

    Also he lives in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAace

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    1. Formatting error is F***ing hilarious btw.

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    2. Mine. The large spaces were unintentional and put in by google

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